Sinning in LA

There are two nondescript black pieces of furniture in my bedroom. They’re oddly shaped, sure, but since the housekeeper has organized them nicely without saying anything, it appears that their function remains a secret. They’ve sat in the corner of now two places that I’ve lived, and not once has anyone pointed them out and asked a question.

Especially since they’ve appeared in two Hollywood blockbuster films. “We are proud to have been selected as props in the movies,” said Louis Friedman, the Director and CEO of the company that makes these mysterious furnishings. “Our products continue to be featured in movies, including “Burn After Reading” and “Meet the Fockers.”

We have truly one of the few products that can be considered a brand star.

George Clooney’s character is spotted carrying his through multiple scenes of “Burn After Reading,” and Barbra Streisand coaches a class full of senior citizens on how to better their sex lives, and they’re all equipped with these
beauties.

So what are they?

The Liberator Ramp and the Liberator Wedge.

They’re furniture built for sex, and they’re the perfect way to embark on a bedroom adventure. They allow for more positions than the Kama Sutra, and they don’t require you to be some sort of bedroom Yogi either. Simply take them out of their zippered plastic covers, throw them on the bed, and get to work.

Of course, there are lots of instructions available for you: a DVD full of positions, an instruction booklet, and even a web site with more possibilities, but we aren’t really the types to follow directions. Things like these are meant to be discovered as you go, and it’s certainly more fun that way. The wedge and the ramp can be used separately, or together, and the fabric meshes together in such a way that they don’t slip apart if you stack them. The covers also slip right off so you can throw them in the wash before the housekeeper makes it around again.

“The Liberator is a great product,” said Piat Orendain from Pleasuredevils.com. “It seems kind of silly to purchase modular foam wedges for optimal sexual positioning, but let me ask you this: how many times have you or your partner had issues during sex and tried to adjust to better angles and positions to enhance pleasure?”

Orendain said that “people often forget that they move around a lot during sex and because people’s sizes and shapes vary, they have to make adjustments for these differences. The Liberator makes maneuvering more simple, less awkward, and really does put you and/or your partner in better spots to be able to take full advantage of those “O” zones!

So it definitely maximizes your orgasm potential.


We did attach the optional hand and foot cuffs to the sides, for a bit of fun bondage play. Since there are plastic buckles and leopard print linings, it doesn’t conjure up any images of black hoods and riding crops.

"I'd have to say that when I first began recommending and using the Liberator," said Cory Honickman, from wherelovelovehappens.com, "New and different sensations were reported. Just by simply lifting the hips at various ranges, you begin to see why people love this product so much."

"If you've never tried anything like this type of "sex toy," I'd recommend The Wedge. It's a smaller version of the ramp and it simply lifts the hips for better access to the G-Spot," said Honickman.

Our favorite use of The Wedge is definitely with her on her stomach, bent in just the right way to make things easy and enjoyable. You’re only positioning her on some pillows, but you look like a bedroom wizard with these things. You’re the guy with all the answers and the creative streak, and in one afternoon.

The secret is soon to be out.