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My Epic Bullet Vibrator Guide

Ahh, bullet vibrators; the sweet little bundle of happiness and pleasure. These modern day devices are an alternative to larger vibrators by providing the same experience in a compact size. Bullet vibrators are one of the most popular toys for women and rightly so. However, buying them can be quite difficult. There’s so many versions of the same product, you get confused and don’t know which ones to get. This post will talk about bullet vibrators in general and then review some of the top bullet vibrators available today. Without further ado, let’s get right into it.

What is a Bullet Vibrator?

Basically, a bullet vibrator is a bullet shaped, miniature and compact version of standard vibrators. There are some that are meant just for clit stimulation while other products are available that are meant for internal use. The small size makes them extremely discreet and a great choice for women that are looking for pleasure on the go.

bullet vibrator
A bullet vibrator looks like a bullet…

However, don’t let the small size fool you. They’re a decent choice for beginners, but their power is enough to even provide toe-wrenching orgasms to the most experienced users. The orgasms are pretty speedy and are perfect if you’re looking for a no hands approach for your activities.

How Do You Use One?

So, before we start off, one thing you should definitely know is that bullet vibrators can’t possibly harm you, no matter how badly you use them. They’re about 3-4 inches in size, meaning that there’s no way you shouldn’t use them. Don’t stick to the script and experiment around a bit, you’ll definitely like it. But, if you’re intent on the right way, here’s how you can use a bullet vibrator correctly.

Features to Look For

So, what makes a standard bullet vibrator great? Here we’ll be talking about a few key features that every single bullet vibrator should have. Keep these in mind when you’re buying one of these devices and we guarantee you’ll love your purchase.

The Battery

Unlike other mainstream vibrators, a bullet vibrator is made to stay in place and stimulate the clit for longer periods of time. Some women, as we mentioned a bit earlier, like wearing it outdoors too, so you want to buy something with a decent battery. If you’re just going to use it at home and have a place to charge it at all times, you can probably skip this feature.

Speed, Patterns and Modes

Most bullet vibrators have more than one speeds or patterns, but some have just a single one. You should stay away from these vibrators because the orgasm from them becomes somewhat lackluster after a couple dozen sessions. You’d like to buy something that can keep the pleasure fresh and still surprise you ever once in a while.

Material

If you’re into sex toys, you probably know a lot about this already. The best material out there would be silicone. It’s cleaner, comfortable and much more hygienic considering the toy is going to be in place while you go through your daily activities. Silicone bullet vibrators are slightly more expensive than your average plastic ones, but they’re well worth the price tag. Silicone is the perfect material for couples sharing toys as it is non-porous and won’t transfer bodily fluids.

Waterproof

Again, this is another feature that not everyone needs. Some of us like taking our toys in the tub to have some extra fun while taking bath, but if you don’t do the same, you don’t need a waterproof toy. However, it’s always nice to get one as you might want to try it in the shower every now and then. Almost every wireless vibrator is waterproof, so you’re good to go there.

Best Bullet Vibrators

So, you’re probably a bit more familiar with bullet vibrators and are now ready to go buy your own. We listed some attractive qualities you should look for in a bullet, but we’re also going to take the time and discuss some of the best-selling vibrators in the market. These products are from top manufacturers like Lelo and We-Vibe and we can pretty much guarantee that you’ll love these little things.

  1. Lelo Lyla 2

The Lelo Lyla 2 is another product from Lelo’s long line of cutting edge toys featuring Sense Motion Technology. Lyla 2 is one of the only long distant remote control bullet vibrators out there meant to shorten the distance between partners and introduce the only thing that is not possible through the internet; arousal.

Lelo Lyla 2
Lelo Lyla 2

Other than that, the device looks and feels incredible. The toy looks luxurious and it is as well. The soft material of the surface feels really comfortable against the skin and the vibrations can be pretty intense too. Overall, the Lyla 2 is the best performing bullet vibrator out there.

Pros

  • Strong vibrations for intense orgasms
  • Extremely quiet
  • Premium material
  • Incredible range of the remote
  • Waterproof
  • Several different vibration modes

Cons

  • Connectivity issues when the device is completely inserted
  • The battery drains even when the toy isn’t in use

See how these vibrators compare to some of my top rated vibrators.

  1. Lelo Mia 2

Yes, the first two products on our list are from Lelo. And, honestly, if we didn’t have to appear unbiased, all five would be from Lelo because that’s how good they are. The Mia 2 is technically a bullet vibrator, but it’s shaped like something that could easily pass off as a lipstick.

Lelo Mia 2
Lelo Mia 2

Lelo tried a different approach with the material and tried plastic instead of their usual silicone and it makes this toy really unique. The plastic is high grade, phthalate-free and entirely non-porous making it completely safe for couples. This vibrator is perfect for novices as it isn’t really overwhelming or anything.

 

Pros

  • The vibrator is pretty low-key as it’ll pass off as a lipstick
  • There is a wide range of vibrations that can make up for some creative play
  • Quiet vibrations
  • Premium plastic material
  • Decent battery life

Cons

  • There are a few conditions that will make the Mia 2 not completely waterproof.
  • The intensity of vibrations are not enough for an experienced user.

Check out my full Lelo Mia 2 review.

  1. We-Vibe Tango

We-Vibe is another manufacturer that designed their bullet vibrator from plastic instead of the mainstream silicone and it worked out great from them. The Tango is extremely small, when we say extremely, we mean that it’s tiny. It’s just 3.5 inches long meaning that it can be easily concealed in your hand, but at the same time, it’s not too small for using internally. Tango balances the ratio between length and discreetness pretty well.

We Vibe Tango
We Vibe Tango

Rest of the features are pretty common. There are four speeds and four patterns, rechargeable, waterproof and pretty quiet.

Pros

  • High quality plastic
  • Really easy to clean
  • Waterproof
  • Comes with several modes and speeds
  • Powerful vibrations
  • Quiet

Cons

  • There aren’t any we could come up with.

 

  1. Oomph Mini Bullet

Oomph Bullet Vibrator looks so ‘childish’ with its petite size, but you’ve got no idea how big of a punch this vibrator packs. The device is almost as big as a bubblegum stick yet it can make you scream like you’ve never screamed before. The sheer power of this vibrator is why it’s on our list.

Oomph mini bullet
Oomph mini bullet

The best part is that it provides all the mainstream features like a long list of vibrations, longer batteries, waterproofing and all of this is available at a really affordable price. If you’re not willing to spend a ton of money on sex toys and still get a decent product, the Oomph Mini Bullet is a great option.

Pros

  • Mind numbing orgasms
  • Engine consumes little to no energy, helping the battery last much longer
  • As discreet as a vibrator can be
  • Waterproof
  • Vibrations are powerful enough to massage other parts of the body

Cons

  • The batteries are pretty weird and slightly difficult to find
  • Need to be unscrewed to turn off