Lelo Mia 2

Ahh, bullet vibrators; the sweet little bundle of happiness and pleasure. These modern day devices are an alternative to larger vibrators by providing the same experience in a compact size. Bullet vibrators are one of the most popular toys for women and rightly so. However, buying them can be quite difficult. There’s so many versions of the same product, you get confused and don’t know which ones to get. This post will talk about bullet vibrators in general and then review some of the top bullet vibrators available today. Without further ado, let’s get right into it.

What is a Bullet Vibrator?

Basically, a bullet vibrator is a bullet shaped, miniature and compact version of standard vibrators. There are some that are meant just for clit stimulation while other products are available that are meant for internal use. The small size makes them extremely discreet and a great choice for women that are looking for pleasure on the go.

bullet vibrator
A bullet vibrator looks like a bullet…

However, don’t let the small size fool you. They’re a decent choice for beginners, but their power is enough to even provide toe-wrenching orgasms to the most experienced users. The orgasms are pretty speedy and are perfect if you’re looking for a no hands approach for your activities.

How Do You Use One?

So, before we start off, one thing you should definitely know is that bullet vibrators can’t possibly harm you, no matter how badly you use them. They’re about 3-4 inches in size, meaning that there’s no way you shouldn’t use them. Don’t stick to the script and experiment around a bit, you’ll definitely like it. But, if you’re intent on the right way, here’s how you can use a bullet vibrator correctly.

Features to Look For

So, what makes a standard bullet vibrator great? Here we’ll be talking about a few key features that every single bullet vibrator should have. Keep these in mind when you’re buying one of these devices and we guarantee you’ll love your purchase.

The Battery

Unlike other mainstream vibrators, a bullet vibrator is made to stay in place and stimulate the clit for longer periods of time. Some women, as we mentioned a bit earlier, like wearing it outdoors too, so you want to buy something with a decent battery. If you’re just going to use it at home and have a place to charge it at all times, you can probably skip this feature.

Speed, Patterns and Modes

Most bullet vibrators have more than one speeds or patterns, but some have just a single one. You should stay away from these vibrators because the orgasm from them becomes somewhat lackluster after a couple dozen sessions. You’d like to buy something that can keep the pleasure fresh and still surprise you ever once in a while.

Material

If you’re into sex toys, you probably know a lot about this already. The best material out there would be silicone. It’s cleaner, comfortable and much more hygienic considering the toy is going to be in place while you go through your daily activities. Silicone bullet vibrators are slightly more expensive than your average plastic ones, but they’re well worth the price tag. Silicone is the perfect material for couples sharing toys as it is non-porous and won’t transfer bodily fluids.

Waterproof

Again, this is another feature that not everyone needs. Some of us like taking our toys in the tub to have some extra fun while taking bath, but if you don’t do the same, you don’t need a waterproof toy. However, it’s always nice to get one as you might want to try it in the shower every now and then. Almost every wireless vibrator is waterproof, so you’re good to go there.

Best Bullet Vibrators

So, you’re probably a bit more familiar with bullet vibrators and are now ready to go buy your own. We listed some attractive qualities you should look for in a bullet, but we’re also going to take the time and discuss some of the best-selling vibrators in the market. These products are from top manufacturers like Lelo and We-Vibe and we can pretty much guarantee that you’ll love these little things.

1. Lelo Lyla 2

The Lelo Lyla 2 is another product from Lelo’s long line of cutting edge toys featuring Sense Motion Technology. Lyla 2 is one of the only long distant remote control bullet vibrators out there meant to shorten the distance between partners and introduce the only thing that is not possible through the internet; arousal.

Lelo Lyla 2
Lelo Lyla 2

Other than that, the device looks and feels incredible. The toy looks luxurious and it is as well. The soft material of the surface feels really comfortable against the skin and the vibrations can be pretty intense too. Overall, the Lyla 2 is the best performing bullet vibrator out there.

Pros

  • Strong vibrations for intense orgasms
  • Extremely quiet
  • Premium material
  • Incredible range of the remote
  • Waterproof
  • Several different vibration modes

Cons

  • Connectivity issues when the device is completely inserted
  • The battery drains even when the toy isn’t in use

See how these vibrators compare to some of my top rated vibrators.

If you’re interested in the Lyla 2, it can be purchased directly from Lelo.

2. Fifty Shades of Grey – We Aim to Please Bullet Vibrator

Fifty Shades of Grey certainly aimed to please its audience. Thus, when LoveHoney chose to come up with a clitoral vibrator, what could be a better inscription than “We aim to please”. Whether you are looking for a night of intense pleasure all by yourself, or you have a partner that loves to play with you and employees more than his or her fingers to give you intense pleasure, than Fifty Shades of Grey We Aim to Please Bullet Vibrator is the one for you.

We Aim To Please packaging
We Aim To Please packaging

Features

An iconic dialogue from Fifty Shades of Grey, it serves the desired purpose, with its slender and sleek design and a stylish reflective silver finish. Not only is this an excellent collectible if you are a fan of the series, but it is one thing you can definitely going to enjoy if you have a thing for foreplays. The sleek design and powerful built is more than just for show, it packs extreme levels of intensity and aims to please without a doubt.

We Aim To Please with carry case
We Aim To Please with carry case

The only downside of the bullet is the low battery life, but given the punch it packs, having to replace the batteries more often than needed is certainly a small price to pay given what the product has on offer. It is made of plastic and is formed of rigid material.

Not only is it waterproof but people who have used it often call it a great value for your money. The base diameter of the Fifty Shades of Grey We Aim to Please Bullet Vibrator is 1 inch wide, with a circumference of 2.25 inches. The bullet as a whole is almost 3.5 inches long, with the insertable length being around 2.5 inches.

We Aim To Please
We Aim To Please

It certainly makes for a great gift if you are looking forward to treat yourself or even for your partner, especially if you are planning to play with it later, together. For added effect, use it while in the shower or in a warm Jacuzzi and have stars dance right before your eyes with the intense affect of that this bullet is capable of producing.

Pros

  • Well priced.
  • Sleek and stylish design.
  • Small in size and great to travel with.
  • Whisper quiet
  • Durable
  • Comes with a dedicated drawstring satin pouch to travel with.
  • A collectible item for fans.
  • Nice discreet packing.
  • Incredibly powerful.
  • Easy to clean.

Cons

  • Battery operated
  • Short battery life
  • The writing on the side can potentially wear off since it isn’t embossed.

In The End…

Just like all other LoveHoney products, Fifty Shades of Grey We Aim to Please Bullet Vibrator certainly aims to please and is exceptional at that. This is one purchase that you would never regret making no matter what.

3. Lelo Mia 2

Yes, the first two products on our list are from Lelo. And, honestly, if we didn’t have to appear unbiased, all five would be from Lelo because that’s how good they are. The Mia 2 is technically a bullet vibrator, but it’s shaped like something that could easily pass off as a lipstick.

Lelo Mia 2
Lelo Mia 2

Lelo tried a different approach with the material and tried plastic instead of their usual silicone and it makes this toy really unique. The plastic is high grade, phthalate-free and entirely non-porous making it completely safe for couples. This vibrator is perfect for novices as it isn’t really overwhelming or anything.

 

Pros

  • The vibrator is pretty low-key as it’ll pass off as a lipstick
  • There is a wide range of vibrations that can make up for some creative play
  • Quiet vibrations
  • Premium plastic material
  • Decent battery life

Cons

  • There are a few conditions that will make the Mia 2 not completely waterproof.
  • The intensity of vibrations are not enough for an experienced user.

Check out my full Lelo Mia 2 review.

4. We-Vibe Tango

We-Vibe is another manufacturer that designed their bullet vibrator from plastic instead of the mainstream silicone and it worked out great from them. The Tango is extremely small, when we say extremely, we mean that it’s tiny. It’s just 3.5 inches long meaning that it can be easily concealed in your hand, but at the same time, it’s not too small for using internally. Tango balances the ratio between length and discreetness pretty well.

We Vibe Tango
We Vibe Tango

Rest of the features are pretty common. There are four speeds and four patterns, rechargeable, waterproof and pretty quiet.

Pros

  • High quality plastic
  • Really easy to clean
  • Waterproof
  • Comes with several modes and speeds
  • Powerful vibrations
  • Quiet

Cons

  • There aren’t any we could come up with.

To find out more check out my full We-Vibe Tango review.

5. Desire Luxury Rechargeable Bullet Vibrator

Are you always on the hunt for new ways to spice up your love life and keep things exciting with your partner? Or, some good old solo feeling yourself is your way to go. Regardless of what your pleasurable poison is, what if we were to tell you that we have something for you, which will not only end up being your favorite, but it will also be the only thing that you are ever going to need. If you find that hard to believe, then it definitely means that you haven’t come across the Desire Luxury Rechargeable Bullet Vibrator.

Features

The Desire Luxury Rechargeable Bullet Vibrator is one of a kind in various aspects. It is a part of the Desire collection of toys by LoveHoney and is their crown jewel. Furthermore, flat based vibrator, with a diameter of 1 inch and 4 inches of smooth and rigid silicone.

Desire Luxury Bullet Vibrator with carry case
Desire Luxury Bullet Vibrator with carry case

Well, it is surely a little up there when it comes to its price range, but it sure deserves it. It has a cartridge-styled tapered pinpoint ending at the top and offers a range of 17 sweeping simulations that are certified to blow your mind. Add in the fact that there are 3 different intensities to choose from just adds to how amazing this vibrator is.

Vibration modes
Vibration modes

It is USB rechargeable which is great, although, it does take 120 minutes of charging and gives you only 60 minutes of playtime in response. It is small in size, which makes it a great travel companion, especially if you like to have some fun on the go. Also, if you want to charge it on the go, you do not have to worry about anything. The vibrator comes with its very own dedicated luxurious and discreet travel case. Meaning that unless someone peeks into the case, no one would really know what you are carrying with you.

Another great thing about the Desire Luxury Rechargeable Bullet Vibrator is even though it is rechargeable using a USB port that the bullet vibrator is completely waterproof. This not only makes it easy to use without any concern, but it also increases the purposes it could be used for. It can be used in the shower and whatever other games you can concoct.

Key features
Key features

Pros

  • 17 different pulse patterns at 3 varying intensities.
  • Rechargeable
  • Uses a standard USB port.
  • Eco-friendly
  • Waterproof
  • Luxurious and discreet packaging.
  • 4 inches long.
  • Whisper quiet.
  • Perfect for Travel.

Cons

  • Costly compared to other products by LoveHoney.
  • Long charging time (120 minutes) against almost half the playtime (60 minutes).
  • Lacks a remote control since it comes with a built-in, push button.

In The End…

Desire Luxury Bullet Vibrator in hand
Desire Luxury Bullet Vibrator in hand

When all has been said and done, long charging time and the price tag doesn’t hold a lot over the durability and the power that the Desire Luxury Rechargeable Bullet Vibrator packs. This, among various other things, makes it a hell of purchase, one that you will never regret.

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6. Fifty Shades Freed Crazy For You Rechargeable Bullet Vibrator

Usually, bullet vibrators are well, bullet shaped. Seeing the same thing over and over again tends to get boring at times. Thus, when you are experimenting with ways to spice up your love life, having some new toy to play with might just be the thing that you need to give your sexual maverick a push start.

The Fifty Shades Freed Crazy For You Rechargeable Bullet Vibrator is a 4-inch long bullet vibrator that is made of smooth silicone, but it doesn’t resemble your typical bullet vibrator in any way. Inspired by the very erotic Fifty Shades Freed and called Crazy for you, the contours of this vibrator will certainly have you going crazy for it.

Features

Unlike most bullet vibrators, the Fifty Shades Freed Crazy For You Rechargeable Bullet Vibrator is rechargeable and gives its user a playtime of 90 minutes, that is an hour and a half of pure bliss. Additionally, the heart shaped tip of the bullet vibrator is another thing to go crazy for. It works just like a bullet-shaped vibrator does but the heart shaped tip is just a new sensation. The sweeping arousal it generates is sure to leave you feeling breathless from the various earth-shattering orgasms you are going to get.

The Fifty Shades Freed Crazy For You Rechargeable Bullet Vibrator is a collectible item. So, if you are a fan of the series, this is something that you should certainly consider investing in.

The bullet is completely waterproof and gives 90 minutes of play time with 150 minutes of charging. Plus, it is whisper quiet, which makes the possibilities of the things you can do with this vibrator are endless.

The bullet is 1.5 inches wide in diameter and has 3.5 inches of insertable length, with 4 inches being the total length of the bullet. It has gold detailing at the base and is also accompanied by its very own travel case which, when coupled with its travel lock feature makes it an incredible purchase.

Pros

  • Firm, smooth in texture and made of silicone
  • Heart-shaped tip
  • Rechargeable
  • Waterproof
  • Different speeds and pulse patterns
  • Whisper quiet

Cons

  • Slightly pricey
  • Less playtime (90 minutes) for longer charging time (150 minutes).

In The End…

After taking a look at all the features the Fifty Shades Freed Crazy For You Rechargeable Bullet Vibrator has to offer and then weighing the pros against the cons, we have one last thing to say to you.

If you are looking for something new and something exciting to play with and have a collectible item to your name, then this vibrator is just for you. Sure, it comes with its own downsides, but none of them are substantial enough to outweigh the Pros. It is one hell of an investment and you can simply choose to thank us later for recommending it to you.

7. Oomph Mini Bullet

Oomph Bullet Vibrator looks so ‘childish’ with its petite size, but you’ve got no idea how big of a punch this vibrator packs. The device is almost as big as a bubblegum stick yet it can make you scream like you’ve never screamed before. The sheer power of this vibrator is why it’s on our list.

Oomph mini bullet
Oomph mini bullet

The best part is that it provides all the mainstream features like a long list of vibrations, longer batteries, waterproofing and all of this is available at a really affordable price. If you’re not willing to spend a ton of money on sex toys and still get a decent product, the Oomph Mini Bullet is a great option.

Pros

  • Mind numbing orgasms
  • Engine consumes little to no energy, helping the battery last much longer
  • As discreet as a vibrator can be
  • Waterproof
  • Vibrations are powerful enough to massage other parts of the body

Cons

  • The batteries are pretty weird and slightly difficult to find
  • Need to be unscrewed to turn off

8. LoveHoney Dream Bullet 10 Function Bullet Vibrator

With varying speeds, one more intense than the other and just as many different pulses, the LoveHoney Dream Bullet 10 Function Bullet Vibrator is truly dreamy and one of a kind. This sleek and stylish bullet shaped vibrator aims to please its user no matter what use is it being put you. Whether you are just feeling yourself, all by yourself or you and your partner just feel like amping up the foreplay, then this is just the thing you need.

Features

The LoveHoney Dream Bullet 10 Function Bullet Vibrator is a dedicated bullet vibrator designed to deliver intense clitoral stimulation and pleasure. It is truly a treat for women with the clitoris as a pulse point. It will have them going like nothing else possibly can.

The base of the vibrator is one inch in diameter, with the circumference somewhere around 2.5 inches. The same goes for the insertable length of the bullet. However, the total length of the bullet is 3.5 inches.

It features three different speeds, with each getting more intense than the one before. Add in the 7 different patterns of pulses its features and you would be more than blown away by the results.

Lovehoney Dream Bullet
Lovehoney Dream Bullet

Another excellent feature of this bullet vibrator is its ability to be whisper quiet. Thus, no matter where you choose to make use of this fabulous gadget, in the confines of your bedroom of public transport, you do not have to be discreet about it. Plus, you can travel with this bullet vibrator with it being an ideal travel companion.

Add in the fact it is perfectly waterproof increases the possible number of ways this gadget can be used. All you need to do is get the LoveHoney Dream Bullet 10 Function Bullet Vibrator all lubed up, direct it to the sensitive nerve endings of your clitoral region and enjoy the powerful sensation of being tingled at first, which increases to something ecstatically empowering.

Pros

  • Offers a range of 10 different speed settings and pulse patterns.
  • Strong vibrations.
  • Tiny in proportions, excellent for travel.
  • Waterproof
  • Whisper quiet
  • Easy to use
  • Rigid and make of smooth coated plastic.
  • Battery operated. Batteries included.
  • Well priced.

Cons

  • Not rechargeable. Batteries require replacement.
  • Playtime unspecified.
  • The tip can get scratchy and slightly uncomfortable.

In The End…

With this particular bullet vibrator by LoveHoney, there is one thing that we can guarantee – a symphony of powerful orgasms, one after the other. It is one of the most selling items by love joy and it certainly does not disappoint.